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OK, so anyone who knows me very well knows that I have a very great love for very bad fiction. And look what I found after I saw a fantastic description on
popstoryfinders!
Cosmic Companions
"You guys look horny" Lance replied.
"We are" Chris said as he eyed Lance.
"Oh shit! Joey RUN it's mating time!" Lance replied.
"Oh Fuck, I'm not ready" Joey whined as he and Lance backed away. "Putthose things back in your pants young men."
"We want you" Justin replied eyeing Joey carefully. "We need our mates."
"we'll we ain't ready to be submissive to you yet. We just want to tour and party" Joey pouted.
"We're not ready to be barefoot and pregnant" Lance replied.
"Well we need to relieve our hardons. It wouldn't be so bad if you would stop releasing that damn scent telling us it's that time of month" JC replied.
That's just on the first page! Of the first chapter! Of 20 chapters!
...
Dude.
Happy Birthday,
merryish! *G*
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Cosmic Companions
"You guys look horny" Lance replied.
"We are" Chris said as he eyed Lance.
"Oh shit! Joey RUN it's mating time!" Lance replied.
"Oh Fuck, I'm not ready" Joey whined as he and Lance backed away. "Putthose things back in your pants young men."
"We want you" Justin replied eyeing Joey carefully. "We need our mates."
"we'll we ain't ready to be submissive to you yet. We just want to tour and party" Joey pouted.
"We're not ready to be barefoot and pregnant" Lance replied.
"Well we need to relieve our hardons. It wouldn't be so bad if you would stop releasing that damn scent telling us it's that time of month" JC replied.
That's just on the first page! Of the first chapter! Of 20 chapters!
...
Dude.
Happy Birthday,
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Date: 2004-04-09 06:23 pm (UTC)"We need to relieve our hardons." Hmm, I actually think I dated that guy, once. Bwah!
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Date: 2004-04-09 06:53 pm (UTC)Man, I'd feel bad for him if I wasn't laughing so hard.
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Date: 2004-04-09 07:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-09 07:10 pm (UTC)You know you wanna read it just to find out who is the Alpha Dominant in the Joey/Justin/JC triangle, dude.
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Date: 2004-04-09 07:16 pm (UTC)*weeps*
I do love me some badfic, though...URL?
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Date: 2004-04-09 07:22 pm (UTC)And in the story, Joey and Lance bare the children.
No, don't run away. Trust me, you'll love it! *tries to look trust-worthy!*
(http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/boy-bands/cosmic-companions/)
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Date: 2004-04-09 07:29 pm (UTC)But you didn't tell me about the ANGST! Isn't this the age-old complaint of boybands everywhere?
"Yeah..oh well" Joey sighed. "It's just when you have two Dominant males
after you to reproduce it can be very stressful at times."
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Date: 2004-04-09 07:40 pm (UTC)I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a sex scene.
I'm confused, though. Are they in some kind of club? That's the only way to explain all the members running around. Bwah!
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Date: 2004-04-09 06:30 pm (UTC):: runs screaming ::
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Date: 2004-04-09 07:04 pm (UTC)I am so so thoughtful, dude. :)
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Date: 2004-04-09 06:45 pm (UTC)*backs away slowly muttering 'will not read. will not read. will NOT READ'*
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Date: 2004-04-09 06:54 pm (UTC)Plus, it's Chris/Lance slash on Nifty. That alone makes it worth the read, right? ;-)
I'm going to sound so weird here but
Date: 2004-04-09 06:45 pm (UTC)*runs away emabarrased*
Re: I'm going to sound so weird here but
Date: 2004-04-09 06:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-09 07:08 pm (UTC)Why did I click on the link? Why?
It isn't just the mind-spraining concept, it's the grammar and the spelling and the style and the...
I'm scared. Hold me.
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Date: 2004-04-09 07:25 pm (UTC)Damn, you've gotta at least give them props for being prolific.
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Date: 2004-04-19 04:45 pm (UTC)Or, wait. Did you mean the authors? Or the men BARING children? *snerk*
(I haven't read yet. WILL REMAIN STRONG! *g*)
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Date: 2004-04-09 07:30 pm (UTC)Blame you entirely.
Considering plucking my eyeballs out.
Keep clicking at each new chapter anyway.
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Dear lord, there's a plot? Er, so to speak. Oh, my little brain.
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Date: 2004-04-09 08:04 pm (UTC)...
Actually, I'm trying not to think about that for fear of my little brain imploding in a messy fashion.
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Date: 2004-04-09 08:50 pm (UTC)I think my will to live has been destroyed. Or destoryed, as the case may be. Oh, the pain.
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Date: 2004-04-10 06:40 am (UTC)*I will not look*
*I will not look*
*I will not look*
*I will not look*