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[giddygeek]

OK, so anyone who knows me very well knows that I have a very great love for very bad fiction. And look what I found after I saw a fantastic description on popstoryfinders!

Cosmic Companions

"You guys look horny" Lance replied.

"We are" Chris said as he eyed Lance.

"Oh shit! Joey RUN it's mating time!" Lance replied.

"Oh Fuck, I'm not ready" Joey whined as he and Lance backed away. "Putthose things back in your pants young men."

"We want you" Justin replied eyeing Joey carefully. "We need our mates."

"we'll we ain't ready to be submissive to you yet. We just want to tour and party" Joey pouted.

"We're not ready to be barefoot and pregnant" Lance replied.

"Well we need to relieve our hardons. It wouldn't be so bad if you would stop releasing that damn scent telling us it's that time of month" JC replied.

That's just on the first page! Of the first chapter! Of 20 chapters!

...

Dude.

Happy Birthday, merryish! *G*

Comments

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!!!

"We need to relieve our hardons." Hmm, I actually think I dated that guy, once. Bwah!

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. But Joey and Lance have to marry those guys! Joey has to marry two of them! At once!

Man, I'd feel bad for him if I wasn't laughing so hard.

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

It's Joey/Justin/JC and Chris/Lance! And Joey and Lance are the 'submissives', the ones who bear the children and release the sexay sexay hormones that drive their Dominants mad! With lust! And raging members!

You know you wanna read it just to find out who is the Alpha Dominant in the Joey/Justin/JC triangle, dude.

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

I'm so disturbed by the words "Joey," "Lance," and "bear the children" in the same sentence.

*weeps*

I do love me some badfic, though...URL?

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Cosmic Companions

And in the story, Joey and Lance bare the children.

No, don't run away. Trust me, you'll love it! *tries to look trust-worthy!*

(http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/boy-bands/cosmic-companions/)

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

Hee! I realized after the fact that you posted the url. hee. And the twin-baring was one of the first things that had me rolling. That, and um...every single other sentence. Fidela and I thank you for this high entertainment!

But you didn't tell me about the ANGST! Isn't this the age-old complaint of boybands everywhere?

"Yeah..oh well" Joey sighed. "It's just when you have two Dominant males
after you to reproduce it can be very stressful at times."

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

Wow.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a sex scene.

I'm confused, though. Are they in some kind of club? That's the only way to explain all the members running around. Bwah!

[merryish.livejournal.com]

Honey...we need to talk about some of the basic ideas and expectations about the words "birthday present".

:: runs screaming ::

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Oh please. You know this is exactly what you always never wanted! Hours of reading fun and just think, when Mia comes to chat next time, we can torture her with it! Your favorite!

I am so so thoughtful, dude. :)

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

You...are a bad, evil girl.

*backs away slowly muttering 'will not read. will not read. will NOT READ'*

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

You know you waaaaant to! C'mon! It's soooo gooood. I'm on chapter 4 and already I've laughed so hard I hurt myself!

Plus, it's Chris/Lance slash on Nifty. That alone makes it worth the read, right? ;-)

I'm going to sound so weird here but

[sjrules.livejournal.com]

this is one of my favorest stories ever and I believe it was one of the first if not the first trickyfish story I read. I have read it at least 5 times now. Hee!

*runs away emabarrased*

Re: I'm going to sound so weird here but

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Oh god, and you kept reading? You are a brave, brave girl! I'd have been scared off popslash for LIFE. *G*

[nopseud]

Why did I click on the link? Why?

It isn't just the mind-spraining concept, it's the grammar and the spelling and the style and the...

I'm scared. Hold me.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Erm. I'm more likely to push you kicking and screaming at the next part, actually. Bwahahaha. But don't worry! It only goes on for 20 chapters!

Damn, you've gotta at least give them props for being prolific.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Badfic is *always* prolific.

Or, wait. Did you mean the authors? Or the men BARING children? *snerk*

(I haven't read yet. WILL REMAIN STRONG! *g*)

[uschickens.livejournal.com]

Can't stop reading.
Blame you entirely.
Considering plucking my eyeballs out.
Keep clicking at each new chapter anyway.

...

Dear lord, there's a plot? Er, so to speak. Oh, my little brain.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

It's like crack. I'm on Chapter 10 and can't. stop. Worse, rumors are there's a sequel somewhere. Imagine! A sequel.

...

Actually, I'm trying not to think about that for fear of my little brain imploding in a messy fashion.

[uschickens.livejournal.com]

http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/boy-bands/cosmic-journey/ (http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/boy-bands/cosmic-journey/)

I think my will to live has been destroyed. Or destoryed, as the case may be. Oh, the pain.

[kamadu.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! I'd forgotten about this! I read parts of it when it first came out, but I don't think I ever got through the whole thing. I think I'm still scarred though :)

[tipofaspoon.livejournal.com]

Holy shit! I've never seen this before... can't. stop. laughing. Thanks for posting!

[meinnim.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord, this is bad. All the little badfics out there are probably jealous of how bad, er, funny this is. They can only aspire to be this funny. *g*

[canalbaby.livejournal.com]

I just can't help thinking about all those poor bare children, shivering in the cold.

[evilprettykitty.livejournal.com]

*I will not look*
*I will not look*
*I will not look*
*I will not look*
*I will not look*