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[giddygeek]

OK, so anyone who knows me very well knows that I have a very great love for very bad fiction. And look what I found after I saw a fantastic description on popstoryfinders!

Cosmic Companions

"You guys look horny" Lance replied.

"We are" Chris said as he eyed Lance.

"Oh shit! Joey RUN it's mating time!" Lance replied.

"Oh Fuck, I'm not ready" Joey whined as he and Lance backed away. "Putthose things back in your pants young men."

"We want you" Justin replied eyeing Joey carefully. "We need our mates."

"we'll we ain't ready to be submissive to you yet. We just want to tour and party" Joey pouted.

"We're not ready to be barefoot and pregnant" Lance replied.

"Well we need to relieve our hardons. It wouldn't be so bad if you would stop releasing that damn scent telling us it's that time of month" JC replied.

That's just on the first page! Of the first chapter! Of 20 chapters!

...

Dude.

Happy Birthday, merryish! *G*

Comments

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!!!

"We need to relieve our hardons." Hmm, I actually think I dated that guy, once. Bwah!

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. But Joey and Lance have to marry those guys! Joey has to marry two of them! At once!

Man, I'd feel bad for him if I wasn't laughing so hard.

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

It's Joey/Justin/JC and Chris/Lance! And Joey and Lance are the 'submissives', the ones who bear the children and release the sexay sexay hormones that drive their Dominants mad! With lust! And raging members!

You know you wanna read it just to find out who is the Alpha Dominant in the Joey/Justin/JC triangle, dude.

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

I'm so disturbed by the words "Joey," "Lance," and "bear the children" in the same sentence.

*weeps*

I do love me some badfic, though...URL?

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Cosmic Companions

And in the story, Joey and Lance bare the children.

No, don't run away. Trust me, you'll love it! *tries to look trust-worthy!*

(http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/boy-bands/cosmic-companions/)

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

Hee! I realized after the fact that you posted the url. hee. And the twin-baring was one of the first things that had me rolling. That, and um...every single other sentence. Fidela and I thank you for this high entertainment!

But you didn't tell me about the ANGST! Isn't this the age-old complaint of boybands everywhere?

"Yeah..oh well" Joey sighed. "It's just when you have two Dominant males
after you to reproduce it can be very stressful at times."

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

Wow.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a sex scene.

I'm confused, though. Are they in some kind of club? That's the only way to explain all the members running around. Bwah!