Agent Obsessed in the Creepy Den with the Dull Scissors?

[giddygeek]

Dear Livejournals,

Listen, I watched the X-Files for 9 years without ever seeing anything this scary.





WHAT. I DON'T. IS THIS LIKE CLUE? I GUESS...SPENCER IN THE PORNO-CABIN WITH WEED AND NO RAZOR.

OH WAIT, IT'S JUST DAVID DUCHOVNY IN THE NEW X-FILES MOVIE. OKAY THEN!



i wish i could unsee the last 30 seconds, is all.

Comments

[gblvr.livejournal.com]

If it helps, he only stays that way for about a third of the movie....

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

A THIRD. *weeps* It's still on pause because I was hoping against hope to be reassured that it's gone in the next scene. Oh, movie. Why did no one tell me you were a sci-fi TRAGEDY. *grins*

[gblvr.livejournal.com]

Um...despite having the hotness that is Scully, he's been depressed? IDEK how to explain the bad facial hair.... Really, in comparison, Spencer's is positively chic.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Depression does not explain gluing a mangy hedgehog to your face*, but omg, Scully. Scully. <3 I'm willing to ignore almost anything for her, not gonna lie!

* which i should disclaim by saying, hell yes it is! i just wasn't expecting it!

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

o.O

I... wow. No one told me about the beard.

I just heard that it was boring, despite evil!gay!Callum and the canon M/S, and I decided not to go there.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Evil!gay!Callum! I did not know he was in this, actually. Oh, MOVIE.

I kind of want to watch the series from ep 1 right now. Despite the movie, I just. OMG, Dira, so much LOVE.

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

oh my god, david duchovny whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

*runs in horror*

also, ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaa at your Clue guess. :D

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

It's okay, it's okay, he shaves later--like a half hour later. But omg, I was shocked like Tooms had just crawled out of my vents, you know what I mean? *grins*

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

That is... sort of almost reassuring? And yes, yes I do indeed know exaaaaaaactly what you mean. HEE.

[darkseaglass.livejournal.com]

It gets better. It gets so very very much better. I PROMISE YOU. PINKY SWEAR PROMISE. And also? Watch through the end of the credits.



(Were did you get it??)

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

I...didn't actually love the movie? I mean, there were definitely moments where I was like \o/ but. IDK! I didn't watch to the end of the credits, though. I'll totally have to do that.

I bought it off Target--it came out last week, yay.

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

O______O That is. Scary is too weak a word, seriously!

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. Thankfully he shaves it a while later and goes back to looking like Fox Mulder, Slight Dissolute, but what a scary half hour!

[ellixian.livejournal.com]

BUT BUT BUT. THERE IS HOTNESS TO COME, I PROMISE. I did freak out over the beard though. Why, Mulder, WHY?!

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Despite the omg beard I have to say, man, how is it possible to still have such a crush on an OTP like, 15 years after I developed it? Looooove theeeeeem. <3<3<3<3<3

[ellixian.livejournal.com]

OMG INORITE. We've both drifted from the fandom - clearly! - but omigod. Watching the movie was just so so fantastic. GILLIAN. DAVID. And then the BED with the SPOONING, chica. THE SPOONING. *cries* How many times did we imagine that spooning, I ask you?? ;)