Agent Obsessed in the Creepy Den with the Dull Scissors?

[giddygeek]

Dear Livejournals,

Listen, I watched the X-Files for 9 years without ever seeing anything this scary.





WHAT. I DON'T. IS THIS LIKE CLUE? I GUESS...SPENCER IN THE PORNO-CABIN WITH WEED AND NO RAZOR.

OH WAIT, IT'S JUST DAVID DUCHOVNY IN THE NEW X-FILES MOVIE. OKAY THEN!



i wish i could unsee the last 30 seconds, is all.

Comments

[darkseaglass.livejournal.com]

It gets better. It gets so very very much better. I PROMISE YOU. PINKY SWEAR PROMISE. And also? Watch through the end of the credits.



(Were did you get it??)

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

I...didn't actually love the movie? I mean, there were definitely moments where I was like \o/ but. IDK! I didn't watch to the end of the credits, though. I'll totally have to do that.

I bought it off Target--it came out last week, yay.