Agent Obsessed in the Creepy Den with the Dull Scissors?

[giddygeek]

Dear Livejournals,

Listen, I watched the X-Files for 9 years without ever seeing anything this scary.





WHAT. I DON'T. IS THIS LIKE CLUE? I GUESS...SPENCER IN THE PORNO-CABIN WITH WEED AND NO RAZOR.

OH WAIT, IT'S JUST DAVID DUCHOVNY IN THE NEW X-FILES MOVIE. OKAY THEN!



i wish i could unsee the last 30 seconds, is all.

Comments

[gblvr.livejournal.com]

If it helps, he only stays that way for about a third of the movie....

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

A THIRD. *weeps* It's still on pause because I was hoping against hope to be reassured that it's gone in the next scene. Oh, movie. Why did no one tell me you were a sci-fi TRAGEDY. *grins*

[gblvr.livejournal.com]

Um...despite having the hotness that is Scully, he's been depressed? IDEK how to explain the bad facial hair.... Really, in comparison, Spencer's is positively chic.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Depression does not explain gluing a mangy hedgehog to your face*, but omg, Scully. Scully. <3 I'm willing to ignore almost anything for her, not gonna lie!

* which i should disclaim by saying, hell yes it is! i just wasn't expecting it!