Or just poll your band!

Patrick Stump, you guys. I don't even know.

Dear IMDB

I'm actually 5'4...closer to 5'5 but I round down...cause...well...I'm short.

And though I was voted Unsexiest man by some piece of shit tabloid, I was also voted 2008's Sexiest Man by Patrick Stump Unpublished/Imaginary Weekly in a poll conducted just now. By me. Of me.

DEAR PATRICK,

PLEASE POLL THE INTERNET. WE HAVE POTENTIALLY INTERESTING RESPONSES FOR YOU.

Whereby potentially interesting I mean generally perved out.

Much love,

The smart 3/4 of bandom.

(eta, meaning the 3/4 that don't fall asleep during loveyouallwrong's slideshows of photos of your ridiculous face.

...

someone hide the defriend option from bayleaf, okay? heheheeee.)

Not that I'm getting excited, or anything!

I had a moment today where I was very nervous that I had not actually registered for Con.txt and I was going to get down there and the con committee were going to be like, um, no, Giddy. No con for you! And then I'd have to sit down by the disco turtle and pounce on con attendees as they walked by me while they were getting sandwiches, and grill them about panels and fun and stuff, and it was going to be very, very sad.

So, as you do, I went to check the website. And um. I guess I'm okay? I registered?

...



I've been registered for 14 months! Long enough to forget that I did it, sort of, and didn't just MEAN to do it! I am AWESOME. \o/

And this means that when I pounce on you while you're trying to get a sandwich, I get to follow you back to the hotel! Whoohoooo! Quick, everyone look thrilled. *grins*