Or just poll your band!

[giddygeek]

Patrick Stump, you guys. I don't even know.

Dear IMDB

I'm actually 5'4...closer to 5'5 but I round down...cause...well...I'm short.

And though I was voted Unsexiest man by some piece of shit tabloid, I was also voted 2008's Sexiest Man by Patrick Stump Unpublished/Imaginary Weekly in a poll conducted just now. By me. Of me.

DEAR PATRICK,

PLEASE POLL THE INTERNET. WE HAVE POTENTIALLY INTERESTING RESPONSES FOR YOU.

Whereby potentially interesting I mean generally perved out.

Much love,

The smart 3/4 of bandom.

(eta, meaning the 3/4 that don't fall asleep during loveyouallwrong's slideshows of photos of your ridiculous face.

...

someone hide the defriend option from bayleaf, okay? heheheeee.)

Comments

*DEFRIEND*

[bayleaf.livejournal.com]

Fortunately for YOU, giddy, I was distracted by thoughts of Patrick Stump's closet hotassery and I was unable to defriend you at this time. HOWEVER, you are on NOTICE, missy!

Re: *DEFRIEND*

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

That does nothing but make me LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH. <3

I mean, fear for our friendship is totally overwhelming me right now, I'm very very sad!

Re: *DEFRIEND*

[bayleaf.livejournal.com]

My circadian rhythm cannot be denied, and yet you cruelly mock me. My sekrit stash of shitty poetry is growing by the second. Trees are dying because of you. Don't mock, think of the trees!

Re: *DEFRIEND*

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Great threat of shitty poetry, pass me another scarf.

Heeheeheeeeeee.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I kind of want to draw his attention to the weemo_closet poll where Patrick was declared the sexiest member of his band and the second sexiest in all bandom. But then again, I wouldn't want to scare the poor boy. *g*

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

OOOOH, I totally forgot about that. Damn him and his blog's lack of comments.

...

Or maybe he is better off not knowing. *grins*

[lordessrenegade.livejournal.com]

Patrick Stump knowing he's hot = hottest ever. *nods*

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

It IS. And being so CUTE about it! I just. I had the biggest grin on my face. Oh, PStump. ♥ ♥ ♥

[loveyouallwrong.livejournal.com]

GIDDY THE LEVELS OF WHICH I WANT TO BONE HIM ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROLLLLLLL

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lea. That's so weird. I don't know ANYONE who wants to do THAT. Not even Pete Wentz wants to tap THAT. Didn't you hear, he's unsexy?

...

Aahahahahaaaa.

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

PS, PATRICK:

YOU TOTALLY PULL LESBIANS. I'M JUST SAYIN'.

who loves ya, baby? bandom does.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Bandom loves him LOTS. Probably...more than we should? And yet! He's adorable! Funny! Talented! The most consistently lusted-over-by-lesbians dude in a fandom that has Bill Beckett!

If only he knew. *grins*

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

PATRICK MOTHERFUCKING STUMP, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

How is he so awesome?!

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

I don't even know, but that post of his just made me grin.

But I'm thinking someone had better hand him an award soon or he's gonna get bitter. Hell--I'll be bitter for him. *grins*

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

I am so new to bandom that I do not know where to find Patrick Stump's apparently ellipsilicious blog. Please help a sister out?

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

I think it's patrickstump.com actually -- the blog is somewhere on his site. I just pulled that from the icecreamhdaches post. ;-)

[memeamberleigh.livejournal.com]

my thoughts exactly. he don't need to poll himself, all us bitches will surely give him exactly what he needs!!

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

LOL