Or just poll your band!

[giddygeek]

Patrick Stump, you guys. I don't even know.

Dear IMDB

I'm actually 5'4...closer to 5'5 but I round down...cause...well...I'm short.

And though I was voted Unsexiest man by some piece of shit tabloid, I was also voted 2008's Sexiest Man by Patrick Stump Unpublished/Imaginary Weekly in a poll conducted just now. By me. Of me.

DEAR PATRICK,

PLEASE POLL THE INTERNET. WE HAVE POTENTIALLY INTERESTING RESPONSES FOR YOU.

Whereby potentially interesting I mean generally perved out.

Much love,

The smart 3/4 of bandom.

(eta, meaning the 3/4 that don't fall asleep during loveyouallwrong's slideshows of photos of your ridiculous face.

...

someone hide the defriend option from bayleaf, okay? heheheeee.)

Comments

*DEFRIEND*

[bayleaf.livejournal.com]

Fortunately for YOU, giddy, I was distracted by thoughts of Patrick Stump's closet hotassery and I was unable to defriend you at this time. HOWEVER, you are on NOTICE, missy!

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I kind of want to draw his attention to the weemo_closet poll where Patrick was declared the sexiest member of his band and the second sexiest in all bandom. But then again, I wouldn't want to scare the poor boy. *g*

[lordessrenegade.livejournal.com]

Patrick Stump knowing he's hot = hottest ever. *nods*

[loveyouallwrong.livejournal.com]

GIDDY THE LEVELS OF WHICH I WANT TO BONE HIM ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROLLLLLLL

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

PS, PATRICK:

YOU TOTALLY PULL LESBIANS. I'M JUST SAYIN'.

who loves ya, baby? bandom does.

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

PATRICK MOTHERFUCKING STUMP, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

How is he so awesome?!

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

I am so new to bandom that I do not know where to find Patrick Stump's apparently ellipsilicious blog. Please help a sister out?

[memeamberleigh.livejournal.com]

my thoughts exactly. he don't need to poll himself, all us bitches will surely give him exactly what he needs!!

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

LOL