(no subject)

Notes to self:

Sometimes friends-lock isn't enough and the only thing to do is delete.
You are a dumbass.
Don't ever ever go near alcohol ever ever again.
Also, everyone else is a dumbass.
You have to be presentable for an anniversary party in five hours. Dumb. Ass. Argh!

These are also notes for anyone who might have read anything in this LJ that normally wouldn't have been in this LJ. Thank you, and. Um. Good morning. *cough*