Or just poll your band!

[giddygeek]

Patrick Stump, you guys. I don't even know.

Dear IMDB

I'm actually 5'4...closer to 5'5 but I round down...cause...well...I'm short.

And though I was voted Unsexiest man by some piece of shit tabloid, I was also voted 2008's Sexiest Man by Patrick Stump Unpublished/Imaginary Weekly in a poll conducted just now. By me. Of me.

DEAR PATRICK,

PLEASE POLL THE INTERNET. WE HAVE POTENTIALLY INTERESTING RESPONSES FOR YOU.

Whereby potentially interesting I mean generally perved out.

Much love,

The smart 3/4 of bandom.

(eta, meaning the 3/4 that don't fall asleep during loveyouallwrong's slideshows of photos of your ridiculous face.

...

someone hide the defriend option from bayleaf, okay? heheheeee.)

Comments

*DEFRIEND*

[bayleaf.livejournal.com]

Fortunately for YOU, giddy, I was distracted by thoughts of Patrick Stump's closet hotassery and I was unable to defriend you at this time. HOWEVER, you are on NOTICE, missy!

Re: *DEFRIEND*

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

That does nothing but make me LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH. <3

I mean, fear for our friendship is totally overwhelming me right now, I'm very very sad!

Re: *DEFRIEND*

[bayleaf.livejournal.com]

My circadian rhythm cannot be denied, and yet you cruelly mock me. My sekrit stash of shitty poetry is growing by the second. Trees are dying because of you. Don't mock, think of the trees!

Re: *DEFRIEND*

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Great threat of shitty poetry, pass me another scarf.

Heeheeheeeeeee.