at least 17 groomsmen, dudes. at least!

[giddygeek]

giddygeek: how many best men will p.wentz have!?!??!!
Giddy: like, 7 bands?
Giddy: his dog as ringbearer?
Giddy: if neither the dog nor dirty are ringbearer
Giddy: i will ACTUALLY throw a hissy fit at canon and other people's real lives.

...

Giddy: omg i want them to be the osbournes in 30 years
Giddy: ASHLEE! ASHLEE, THERE'S DOG PISS IN MY SHOE!
Giddy: DID YOUR DOG PISS! IN MY SHOE!
loveyouallwrong: OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE
Giddy: from the living room, DIE IN A FIRE, PETE
Giddy: 7 dogs, 3 kids
Giddy: SOMEONE'S always pissing in pete's shoes
Giddy: if it's not ashlee's boxer puppy, it's the toddler

...

Giddy: PLUS, PETE/PATRICK/ASHLEE THREESOMES
Giddy: OTTHREEEEEEEEEE
loveyouallwrong: MAYBE WE CAN HAS MORE NOWWWWWW
Giddy: IF WE DO NOT, WE START BANDOM OVER AGAIN
loveyouallwrong: LOLOL
Giddy: END OF THE LINE, BANDOM! END OF THE LINE!

*coughs* So basically, for the lolz alone, I think this is the best news I've heard all day.

Plus, any couple that could make a video like their damn downloading a baby thing, I just. I'm sorry. YAY. *grins*

Comments

[loveyouallwrong.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY, SOMEONE'S GOING DOWN IF DIRTY IS NOT RINGBEARER.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Martha says that Dirty's tiny human clone baby could be the ringbearer and I'm all right with that, I suppose. But I really just want Dirty in a tuxedo t-shirt, carrying rings on a pillow and trying desperately hard not to fuck it up while everyone around tries to make him fuck it up. I JUST FEEL THIS IS FOR THE GREAT LOLZ, OKAY? *g*

[janet-carter.livejournal.com]

Okay, you've convinced me that it needs to be dirty, actually.

[janet-carter.livejournal.com]

What if Dirty's tiny child is the ringbearer? I think I would accept that, with Hemmy as flowergirl!

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Yes, your alternative is acceptable. Dirty's tiny child! I approve!

But I still want Dirty in a tuxedo t-shirt with the rings on a velvet pillow. *grins*

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

DUDE. I want Dirty ORDAINED so he can be their MINISTER, and usually that shit pisses me off, but OMG. REVEREND DIRTY.

[sanj.livejournal.com]

... please charge your cellphone.

Also, make sure bayleaf hugs you one extra from me.

*love*