I'm actually afraid to find the answers.

[giddygeek]

Questions I hate having to ask the cat:

1) Why are you soaking wet?

and

2) Why do you smell delicious?

Comments

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

"Because I knocked over the vanilla, of course!"

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

*grins* That may explain it. If I had vanilla, anyway, which I probably don't--unless you count some kind of nearly-sentient crystalline disaster growing in the back corner of a cabinet.

The actual answer appears to go:

1) Bathtub (2 hrs after I took a shower)
2) ???
3) Cookie-scented disaster.