I'm actually afraid to find the answers.

[giddygeek]

Questions I hate having to ask the cat:

1) Why are you soaking wet?

and

2) Why do you smell delicious?

Comments

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

I came home once and found the cat smelling of pot.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

"Because I knocked over the vanilla, of course!"

[fickleflower.livejournal.com]

this made me choke on my coffee. hehe.