I'm actually afraid to find the answers.

[giddygeek]

Questions I hate having to ask the cat:

1) Why are you soaking wet?

and

2) Why do you smell delicious?

Comments

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

I came home once and found the cat smelling of pot.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

...oh man. You know, that totally trumps whatever it is Sally did, although I still have not figured it out.

Was it an outdoor cat who just happened to stroll through a neighbors weed?

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

No, indoor cat. There was a quirk of the building's ventilation that was channeling the stoner neighbors' fumes through a vent in sanj's room, under which the cat had slept all day. She was very, very stoned.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! I hope she recovered well, and hasn't been stealing money from your purses to feed her habit. *grins*

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

She was very, very stoned.

How could you tell?

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

"Because I knocked over the vanilla, of course!"

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

*grins* That may explain it. If I had vanilla, anyway, which I probably don't--unless you count some kind of nearly-sentient crystalline disaster growing in the back corner of a cabinet.

The actual answer appears to go:

1) Bathtub (2 hrs after I took a shower)
2) ???
3) Cookie-scented disaster.

[fickleflower.livejournal.com]

this made me choke on my coffee. hehe.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Hee! It was wicked funny--I was slumped over my desk watching Torchwood last night, and Sally's little head appeared over the edge of the desk (she was standing on the computer tower) and since she was in range, I had to pick her up! And she was SOPPING wet. So those two questions are actually a direct quote--and as soon as the second one was out of my mouth, I died laughing. Oh, Sally. So bad. <3<3<3

Also, your icon is so cute. I LOVE it.