I'm actually afraid to find the answers.

[giddygeek]

Questions I hate having to ask the cat:

1) Why are you soaking wet?

and

2) Why do you smell delicious?

Comments

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

I came home once and found the cat smelling of pot.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

...oh man. You know, that totally trumps whatever it is Sally did, although I still have not figured it out.

Was it an outdoor cat who just happened to stroll through a neighbors weed?

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

No, indoor cat. There was a quirk of the building's ventilation that was channeling the stoner neighbors' fumes through a vent in sanj's room, under which the cat had slept all day. She was very, very stoned.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! I hope she recovered well, and hasn't been stealing money from your purses to feed her habit. *grins*

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

She was very, very stoned.

How could you tell?