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[giddygeek]

Hi, I'm picspamming my cats. Fandom what? ;-)



For the uninitiated, this is Jack. He says, what up? Where's my cuddles?



Where's my kingdom? Where is my castle, where is my steed?



And this is Sally. She says, look fast!



BECAUSE WHOOSH.



This is how we left them, back in July, looking prim and adorable.



And this is them today. They are Friends in Badness!






They perform nightly shows of Bad Cat Theatre.



Sometimes they give encores.



Okay, mostly it's encores.



Jack's been working on his playing Cold Dead Catsicle skills. Pretty convincing!



Sally's been working on lock picking.



And I feel like this post should end with them, like, fighting crime? Or snuggling? But it can't. Because they ARE crime. Here is a far more honest and accurate ending!

Jack: You distract her, and I'll go for the glass!
Sally: YOU distract her and I'll BECOME A TORNADO AND TEAR DOWN THE HOUSE!
Jack: ...You're cuter.
Sally: Yes.
Jack: ...Did you just win this fight?
Sally: ...Duh?
Jack: ...D'OH.



THEY PLOT AGAINST ME. I swear they do! But they are also cute and she's fluffy and he's shiny and I just. ♥ ♥ ♥

Comments

[beck-liz.livejournal.com]

You know, I'd start a fandom for your kitties in an effort to escape the kerfuffles, but I fear there would be Jack v. Sally flamewars before too long, so no. :-)

Sally's grown so much! She's so pretty! And fluffy! Awwwww!

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Heee. They are pretty much a fandom for me. It's totally sad but they provide more entertainment than anything ever!

I'd be on Jack's side of that flamewar, btw. He might be bigger and older but he is THE UNDERCAT. She lets him win sometimes, but only so her next victory is sweeter! *grins*

[heyginger.livejournal.com]

Awww! The picture of the two of them on the towel rack is so adorable.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

That's totally their clubhouse! Only usually it is reversed -- Sally on the top shelf, Jack on the bottom. And he's bigger so he ends up with limbs dangling off all over the place while she paws at him from above. <3<3<3 Who needs unfurry towels, anyway? *g*

[adina-atl.livejournal.com]

People with contact lenses need unfurry towels, thank you very much.

1. Wash hands before putting contact lenses in.
2. Dry hands after washing.
3. Discover two-inch thick layer of fur on hands.
4. Wash hands again.

But they're cute so we forgive them. And your two are especially cute.

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

OMG Sally's gotten so *big*! And so fluffy! And so CUTE!

...okay, she was always cute.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

I can't get over how big she is! I've still got the picture they sent me when she was just a few days old and she is the size of someone's index finger -- now she's almost as big as Jack, with these saucers for paws. It's crazy, and yes, so cute. *grins*

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

What's fandom? I'm here for the cats. Who are adorable.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

I'll maybe admit that the cats ARE my newest fandom. They're just so fun! And adorable. And bad. ♥ I'm just glad that actual fandom is so indulgent of my newest hobby. *grins*

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

evil babies of adorableness! you make me miss my kittehs MUCH. (current roommate = allergic for realz, but don't worry, i didn't like. give them to a shelter or anything. they're temporarily housed with my grandparents.)

one day, jack, you will be victor.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

I hope that you get your kitties back soon. It's so hard to be petless! I went for years without anything but betta fish and it was miserable. Jack came to me because my sister was getting a divorce and couldn't keep him anymore where she was -- these things, like allergies, happen! Sad for her, AWESOME for me.

And I am afeared that Jack will never be the victor in these little skirmishes. She lets him win battles only because she knows she will win the war. *grins*

[umbo.livejournal.com]

Her little multicolored calico paws!

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

I LOVE her paws! They are not so little -- I will have to get a good picture of them. She seems to have at least a hundred extra toes, and they're the size of small fluffy plates. ♥ ♥ But the combo of his little oreo paws and her calico paws is just too much. Oh, calico kitties, how so precious?

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

D'awwwww! I approve of all cat-picture-posting impulses.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Hee, good! I'm glad because I have an otherwise unfortunate lot of them. *grins* I am just lucky the cats are CUTE.

[ropo.livejournal.com]

I heart your cats.

[evilprettykitty.livejournal.com]

So cute! At our house it is Dixie vs Smidgen over food a lot and even though Dixie is twice her size and could just sit on her, Dixie often just gives up like fighting justing just ain't worth it, which of course annoys Smidge, after the food is gone of course.

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

Ack so cute! *Dies*

[soho-iced.livejournal.com]

It's the tail that does it for me - seriously fluffy. Dare I say that the big paws mean further growth to come?

[kaneko.livejournal.com]

eee, is cute!!

Am posting from Japan (Japan!) Having awesome time. Miss you!!!

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

Awwww. I want to meet your kitties! :D (As you can see by my icon, mine hates everyone, lol)