> If you didn't stop long enough to ever really fall asleep and waking up was all about getting to the coffee before Zelenka had gotten to the dregs, you could save the universe ten times before breakfast.
> "I hope you realize that your calculations have proved that the universe is in fact made of Jell-O, raw sewage pumped into the ocean will float to the sky, and the continent is over-populated with sea monkeys. I'm hoping you were trying to make me laugh. I'm hoping that none of you actually intended to pass off these reports as science when they are clearly punch lines."
> Zelenka leaned forward and nodded at Mauriten. "Yes, yes," he said. "It is clear, you have done well, Dr. McKay merely wishes to call, ah, small errors to your attention. Remember that sea monkeys quite typically live in the sea, and everything will be fine."
> "Gravity appears constant. If you like, I have books. Many describe this force in terms you will comprehend."
> "You will go to Dr. Beckett," Zelenka said. "You will go now. Then you will nap, and when you are refreshed, you will come to my lab and I will work with you until I am, what is the word, reassured."
aha ha ha. Also: yay team McKay+Zelenka!
> sorting things into piles of stuff that turned on, stuff that might turn on for Sheppard, and stuff that might blow up if turned on by anyone.
heh
> Two minutes later he was holding the remote. The idea of Ancient television had irresistible appeal. They were a civilized people; they probably had porn.
hee. First hockey, now porn...
> "I always wanted to know what punish the idiots day was like," Sheppard said, trailing him. "I figured it'd be like a normal day off-world, but directed at other people for once."
:D
> "Oh, hell," he said, and Ford came into the room with a cheery smile, muffins, and salvation.
*snicker*
> "Maybe you haven't, but I'd kill for a Twilight Zone marathon," he muttered.
:D Okay, hocky, porn, Twilight Zone...
> Rodney blinked, then scowled at him and struggled to sit up. "How do you know it's me that does it?" he asked. "It could be you. It could be Zelenka. It could, it could be one of the Athosians. You can't automatically go around blaming me for your delus--"
Heh. Not, "Are you crazy?!" but "It wasn't me!!"
> And Sheppard said, "I'm here because Rodney thinks I'm pretty." > Things went rapidly downhill from there.
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Date: 2005-08-18 03:30 am (UTC)> "I hope you realize that your calculations have proved that the universe is in fact made of Jell-O, raw sewage pumped into the ocean will float to the sky, and the continent is over-populated with sea monkeys. I'm hoping you were trying to make me laugh. I'm hoping that none of you actually intended to pass off these reports as science when they are clearly punch lines."
> Zelenka leaned forward and nodded at Mauriten. "Yes, yes," he said. "It is clear, you have done well, Dr. McKay merely wishes to call, ah, small errors to your attention. Remember that sea monkeys quite typically live in the sea, and everything will be fine."
> "Gravity appears constant. If you like, I have books. Many describe this force in terms you will comprehend."
> "You will go to Dr. Beckett," Zelenka said. "You will go now. Then you will nap, and when you are refreshed, you will come to my lab and I will work with you until I am, what is the word, reassured."
aha ha ha. Also: yay team McKay+Zelenka!
> sorting things into piles of stuff that turned on, stuff that might turn on for Sheppard, and stuff that might blow up if turned on by anyone.
heh
> Two minutes later he was holding the remote. The idea of Ancient television had irresistible appeal. They were a civilized people; they probably had porn.
hee. First hockey, now porn...
> "I always wanted to know what punish the idiots day was like," Sheppard said, trailing him. "I figured it'd be like a normal day off-world, but directed at other people for once."
:D
> "Oh, hell," he said, and Ford came into the room with a cheery smile, muffins, and salvation.
*snicker*
> "Maybe you haven't, but I'd kill for a Twilight Zone marathon," he muttered.
:D Okay, hocky, porn, Twilight Zone...
> Rodney blinked, then scowled at him and struggled to sit up. "How do you know it's me that does it?" he asked. "It could be you. It could be Zelenka. It could, it could be one of the Athosians. You can't automatically go around blaming me for your delus--"
Heh. Not, "Are you crazy?!" but "It wasn't me!!"
> And Sheppard said, "I'm here because Rodney thinks I'm pretty."
> Things went rapidly downhill from there.
bwaha ha ha ha!