It was pretty obvious Pete was only there for the iguana.

Me and Lea were just playing a game where I quoted her pieces of my old stories with the names changed so that everything was Pete/Patrick? Which worked surprisingly well for popslash--or at least the one story I did, my first popslash story--and was hilarious in old X-Files fic.

However.

Dear X-Files fandom,

I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. I'm 54 stories of sorry, although I seem to remember that some of them didn't suck that hard, mostly because there were very kind beta-people willing to help me a LOT, but still. I wrote 54 stories between the ages of 16 and 19, and I'm reaaaaaally sorry. *grins*

Love,

Someone who is totally not acknowledging her old AKA, because woah.

Dear everyone else,

Have a gem of search/replace goodness from my early popslash days! Just, you know. Bear in mind: THIS WAS A LONG TIME AGO. Like, 7 years, seriously. I had not yet achieved my current levels of awesome!

...

Well, okay, so not much has changed, whatever, shut up.

( Waltz, Wentzified. )

Come on, stop laughing. No, seriously, stop laughing. You know that was awesome. \o/

no, sometimes magic just *happens*

I need to be doing a thousand other things right now, some of them serious business things and some of them serious comment replying things, but I'm just going to spam the bandom people with one more post. And then I'm going to collapse on my bed and sleep for a week--or six hours, whichever comes first (fail).

loveyouallwrong: http://i26.tinypic.com/i21449.jpg
giddygeek: SPENCER SMITH: SEX DOLL

( I blame Lea for this 1000% )