but people are being wrong on the internet!

My coworkers are having themselves a flamewar with anons on our website. They're so proud--they keep saying, "Refresh. Refresh. I just posted something awesome. Did you refresh? Wasn't what I said awesome? ...Aww man, I just got salad dressing on my crotch."

That's actually a direct quote. Oh, Intern B.

But I'm totally judging them. I'm over here like, noobs, did you ever ask a Sentinel smarm mailing list what the difference was between smarm and slash? No? Okay then. Step away from your petty disagreements. Go see what I said in that other argument. Wasn't what I said awesome?

They're not listening. They're all too busy hitting F5.