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You guys. What the shit is this. Is American Apparel ACTUALLY TRYING TO SELL velour rompers and gold lamé suspender swimsuits? Or is this a fever dream brought on by the Martian death flu bandom caught over the weekend?

Please tell me it's a fever dream.

Please.

On the other hand, I'd totally buy these, whether or not they came with iTunes so, you know, perhaps I should just shhhh before the designer of onesies for grownups hears me making fun of his friends not that that would totally happen to me or anything, what I make with the mock of other people's stupid apparel purchasing decisions. o.0