Entry: Rated R *G*

So, I'm reading Tiffany Rawlins' Ch/La epic again--yes, again, second time since it was posted and I already sent feedback--and I'm eating peach halves right out of a can. I just got one on my fork and went to go take a bite, and then like. Registered this image of this peach half approaching my mouth, all domey and juicy and...stuff. And I started laughing. Because the image was like, so lewd. And I'm so retarded, and perverted, and I totally blame fanfic because before I started in it, I was totally innocent and would never have had oral sex images from peach halves, and there's one person on my friends list who has known me since before fanfic and she's gonna laugh and disagree but really.

So anyway, I can't write smut, but now between reading marvelous fic this afternoon and having Images, I really want someone else to smutty trickyfish. Involving canned fruit. Because if I have to do it myself, the results will not be pretty. *G*

Although, honestly...I think I'm going to write it myself anyway. Sticky kisses, lascivious fruitiness *G*, Chris going bug-eyed and--yeah. Mmmm. :)