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So, if you happened to ask, 'Hey Giddy, what are you doing up at like, 6am on a Sunday morning?' the answer would be, 'Well, I've been up since 3:30 because Jack the Cat pulls this awesome maneuver where he decides the most efficient way to get from point A to point B is to leap, or really make two leaps, with the landing in the middle right on my sternum, which he hits with unerring accuracy. Usually he does this while I'm lying on my love seat and I end up instinctively smacking at him because hey, hi, oww! but at least I can see him coming and deflect him a little. Tonight he decided to do it while I was asleep in bed so I woke up flailing, breathless, and in pain. It was pretty awesome, and I couldn't go back to sleep, so I sat on the couch until it was light enough that I could clean without turning on any lights or anything, because I'm cranky and tired and I don't want any fucking lights, okay.' And then you could say 'aaaw *pets*' while thinking Giddy, duh, you're supposed to answer 'how are you?' with 'I'm fine!' and 'Why are you awake?' with 'Eh, just because. Why are YOU awake!' Sigh.

*cranky*

Here is a list of five totally random things that I've been thinking about since I woke up:

1) I had this dream the other night that a demon had my mom and sister and I had to go rescue them, and I was standing outside the house where he had them, looking in an upstairs window, and it was all black inside with blue flashing lights and words being written on the window like white neon but I couldn't read them, and I couldn't go save Mom and Trisha until--I had bought a new shirt. But in order to buy a new shirt, I needed to borrow money and a car from a neighbor, and the car turned out to be a stick shift, which I can't drive. So I was sitting there all frustrated, cursing, and then I woke up. It was pretty funny--I keep thinking 'sorry, Mom, I can't save you from a demon while wearing THIS old thing; you just hold your horses and I'll be back in a jif in a sweatshirt with gel kittens and rhinestones, mmm-kay?' Ha.

2) There's this thing in the corner of my living room, a little rack with four shelves that someone gave us to use when we moved in here (my ex-roommate and I), and we didn't know what to do with it. So just as a temporary solution that became permanent from laziness, there's a pretty box that my ex-bro-in-law brought back from Afghanistan on the bottom shelf, a filigreed elephant carrying a clock that I've never been able to work on the second shelf, a horse my mother gave me for my 16th birthday on the 3rd shelf; he's leather and my dog once tried to eat him, and on the top shelf is a small bust of Mozart that I bought at a yard sale for a dollar, because, you know, Mozart. For a dollar!

My ex-roommate and I had nicknamed him M-dub and dressed him in a scarf and hat, and I've been sitting here and sitting here thinking, where did we get that name, M-dub? Man, did it just sound good, what were we thinking? And it took me like, a solid hour of pondering to connect, oh, duh, Wolfgang! W! Dub!

Anyway, so, yeah. M-dub. He be pimpin. But I think he needs to find some summerwear, or he'll be fryin.

3) Captain Jack Harkness. Made of win Y/Y?

4) Patrick Stump. Dressed as a bunny, a cat, a piece of steak. Pete Wentz is crazy ~~in love~~ Y/Y?

5) I don't like to go into the ex-roommate's bedroom at all, at all, because of a nightmare I had about her closet. I know, whatever. So I keep thinking, I have to get a new roommate, but part of me is like 'Redrum!' because clearly anyone who stays in that room is going to be driven crazy by evil and become a mass-murderer and stop bathing and never pay their rent. So then I think, fine, I'll just use it as I don't know an office, and move my desk in there and the treadmill so I can have room in my room, and the treadmill will be awesome to use once it's not buried under stuff in the other spare bedroom, but I don't even like having the DOOR to that room open. I don't think I'll spend a lot of time in there without someone to watch my back, yo. So I don't put anything in there because that's easier, it's harder to hide gremlins in an empty room, but man, what a waste.

Alternately I could try to be less crazy and just get over myself, wow, but that would be weird for me and I don't think I'm going to do it. *G*

So anyway, hey, what are you doing up?

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:patpat: Cats are...special like that. yes.

I am up and rapidly approaching The Wall regarding a ficlet and URGH. Frankandgee, why do you *mock me*?

On the plus side - MCR and Muse tonight! FOR THE WIN!

Dude, dude, I am so jealous of your MCR and Muse seeing! I'm still bitter that Muse was apparently still dying of food poisoning and cancelled the concert me and

misspamela went to see. You must do the most detailed show report EVER or I will be sad.

Frank mocks because he's totally a little shithead. ♥ ♥ ♥ But omg finish it; there has not been enough Frank/Gerard on my friendslist lately and they kissed with tongues in public. *G*

Awww! I am in the nosebleed seats so it will be a highly detailed 'and then the dot I *think* was frank did something to the dot I *think* was gee. but could have been ray....' kind of write up. But I will try my best!

Frank is indeed a little shit in that ♥ way. The ficlet is, hrm, finished I think but I have been wrestling with it all morning and I don't know if it's actually you know, readable in an enjoyable manner by other people. Urgh.

You could. You know. Send to me. I wouldn't mind, honest. I'm other people! I sometimes find things enjoyable! Every now and then those things involve Frank and Gerard! Just saying!

Aww, nosebleed seats. But that's good enough--descriptions of these dots in proximity to each other = kissing with tongues in public from now on, unless I am told otherwise.

Hee. I sent it to your livejournal email so hopefully, you got it! I just. :flails at it balefully:

AHAHAHA. I like the way you choose to view the world. I shall do likewise! I have found the london lj voice post number though, so there may be unintelligible voice post if anything happens.

I'm up too! Also because of a cat...mine a little black (see icon) who was havening trouble finding a comfy place to lay.

And so doing the thing with the walking around on you, lying down, shifting, getting up, pinning your legs, shifting, getting up, meowing, lying down, and getting up again? God, I love that. Not. *G* Damn these kitties, why must they be in all other ways awesome? If it were not so, we would not feel bad about tossing them out the window when they're aggravating!

Exactly! I finally got up and so now? She's sleeping all calmly on my mom's bed. Because she knows she would not put up with walking around. My mom has no problem throwing her off.

So note to self: tossing the kitty = better behaved kitty. I will remember that when it is time for bed tonight! *G*

Exactly...and of course that cat picks HER over me nine times out of ten. HMF.

Say, are you going to Vividcon this year?

Man, I wish, I had such a good time last year and I was planning on it this year. But when the roommate moved out, my budget went kind of pear-shaped. :-( So I'll try to go in 2008. And hopefully spend more time in Chicago, since I didn't really get to see anything my last trip and it seems like such a great city!

Darn...I decided to splurge, even being jobless, using Christmas money. I will miss you!

I'm up and have been all night. (It's a quarter to five where I am; that's still night, right?) CAN'T SLEEP. And I don't even have clowns or a cat or any excuse. Just - no sleep for me.

*whines pathetically*

Man, that is worse. At least I do have the excuse. And somebody to yell at--'if it weren't for you meddling cats, I'd be asleep right now!'

Quarter to five is totally still night if you haven't been to sleep at all. I hope that when the inevitable crash hits in a couple hours, you'll be able to take a nap still without clowns or cats or anything!

See, this is why I don't have animals. I would actual injure myself more, if that had happened to me.

Hmmmm, you do realise I am split three ways on the awesomeness of your post, right? Cap'n Jack/Patric/Frank and Gerard. All \o/

A couple weeks ago, when I saw FOB, on the ride home from the show I was like, 'Do you know what would be awesome? A gay-off between Pete and Capt. Jack Harkness. And like, Pete is going all out, but then Jack easily out-gays him, and Pete is like 'You know, fuck that, I was holding back,' and does something gayer, and eventually Pete is pantsless and giving Jack a blowjob, and Jack is all smugsmug because that was the point all along.' And then my brain broke. But for a moment there, it was pretty awesome. *G*

So now I'm thinking, we add the arrival of Gerard and Frank, and Gerard says 'Excuse me while I kiss this guy,' and they kiss with tongues in public (I'm kind of fixated), and Jack watches and says, 'Oh, well, you win,' and pulls up his trousers and pulls Pete to his feet while Pete is still like, panting. Jack kisses him right and Pete is like, 'What do you mean they win, I just sucked your cock!' and Jack turns his Pete's head so Pete can see, and Pete says, 'Oh, yeah, well all right.'

And then Patrick stumbles in looking for Pete, and stands in the doorway all wide-eyed, and Jack grins at him all interested and says, 'Why, hello,' and Pete gets his dander up and stalks across the room on shaking knees and drapes over Patrick's shoulder and glares at Jack, and bites Patrick's ear, and says, 'Okay, well, nice meet you goodbye,' and drags Patrick back out.

And then Jack looks at Frank and Gerard who are still kissing with tongues in public, and Frank holds out a hand, looking at Jack sideways, from under his lashes, and Jack grins and shrugs and goes.

Um, okay, good morning!

Ahahahahahaha. BEST. CROSSOVER. EVER!

Though, you know, it would totally be Gerard doing that coy little look through his eyelashes that he does. Or, you know, if he can distract Frank enough, Frank would just take a flying leap and jump on Jack.

Gerard/Frank/Jack, soooooooo wins in the gay off. Sorry, Pete.

Oh! Holla! That's awesomer than pie!

Usually if I'm woken up violently by cats it's because they've decided to have a territorial squabble on top of me (think... Turkey vs Greece in Cyprus. My cats are too lazy to get up to any Israel vs Palestine or Pakistan vs India shenanigans) and the bouncing and thumping and sharp feet hitting sensitive spots is accompanied by yowling and hissing.

But their favourite way is to wake me up on purpose. They do this very delicately by breathing on my face and, every once in a while, poking my nose gently with a paw. Poke. Pokepoke. Poke. Pokepokepoke. Purrpurrpurr. Poke. Until I wake up. They can keep this shit up for hours. Oh, cats.

M-dub! FTW. Jack Harkness! Made of Win! Frank/Gerard! MORE MORE MORE! Patrick Stump! FTW! Pete Wentz is CRAZY IN LOVE.

Turkey vs. Greece! Oh, kitties. The bouncing/thumping/sharp feet/hissing is bad enough; imagine they were taking it up a notch? You'd never sleep again!

I'll give my cats credit for never waking me up on purpose--so far as I've noticed. G* When Jack was a little younger, he used to touch my eyelashes with his paw while I was trying to fall asleep, which was annoying. But he's a big fan of lounging in bed, so he'd probably turn off my alarm clock if he could. I am impressed with the persistence of your kitties, though. Hours! Aww.

M-dub, man. I love him, and I cannot believe it took me so long to remember how he'd acquired that name. Jack Harkness is MADE OF MORE WIN THAN I CAN DEAL WITH. Frank/Gerard, I just, they are a gift to fandom! As is Patrick Stump, who is adorable WHILE DRESSED AS STEAK. And Pete Wentz is SO crazy in love, and it's the best thing ever. His beaming smiles in that video are just lovely, and the way he looks at Patrick! I just! Oh, them. ♥

My little one too...she gets annoyed when i get up and then don't go anywhere right now. Like WTF?

I watched that video, and all the ways Patrick gets dressed up, with the interpretation that Pete just wants Hemmy to love Patrick as much as he does. =)

*grins* That's how I think all of fandom is looking at it. Or, like, I'm open to looking at it as 'This video contains things Pete wants to say and he's using Hemmy as a spokesdog, ie: breakdancing mailmen = ROCK, girls in cat suits = kind of funny, haters = come on now, have a little fun, Patrick = AWESOME.' I LOVE it. So adorable.

Captain Jack Harkness. Made of win Y/Y?

Made of win and AWESOME \o/

I'm up at 5am too! But I am on vacation, yay, and just too excited to sleep!!

Bummer about your dive-bombing cat and creepy room. All I could think about at 5am was how hungry I was, no good thoughts at all.

My cat is much too dignified to jump on me! What she does is run around the apartment with her toy mouse hanging out of her mouth, caterwauling the most mournful, lonesome thing you have ever heard, oh my god. The first few times I was alarmed but now I'm just like, "BLUE! Shut UP!" and she comes running in to drop her mouse on my butt. :/

Hahaha, has anyone but me noticed the dancing cat-dude in that video? Or I guess he's a cat-dude, he doesn't have whiskers or anything but he's dancing with the girls. Oh, and Pete glomps him. :D

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