*does as told*

[giddygeek]

giddygeek: also, can i just say, sally is curled up against my side
Giddy: and jack is right there next to her
misspamela: AWWWW
Giddy: and bits of him are touching bits of her AND HE'S OKAY WITH IT
Giddy: win! win! for non-hatred!
MissP: yay!
MissP: jack is also kind of dumb and may not remember that she used to not be there
Giddy: there has been cuddling since i knocked them off my arms for the typing
Giddy: heeeeee
Giddy: well, he's still growling at me sometimes
Giddy: my thinking is he's like, kitten, this is not your fault, and you are in fact badass.
Giddy: let us just be mad at HER, and shred her curtains, and you go right ahead and poop wherever.
MissP: aaahahhahaha
MissP: oh, jack
MissP: you evil mastermind
Giddy: the other day i kept telling him 'sic 'er, jack, she's bad! beat her up!' because she was rolled up and dangling from the shower curtain
MissP: *spits out drink*
Giddy: and he looked at me like, what, her, i LOVE HER. and then he chased her out of the bathroom
MissP: AHAHHAHAHHA
Giddy: and i was like, jack the cat, how are you so good?
MissP: oh post that
MissP: please
MissP: that is awesome
Giddy: and then i thought
Giddy: A UNIVERSE WHERE JACK IS THE GOOD CAT.
Giddy: I AM IN TROUBLE NOW.
MissP: HEEEE
MissP: i waaaaaant a kitten
Giddy: i look upon her double paws that appear to be pre-opposable thumbs
Giddy: and i just, i weep for the future.
Giddy: heeeee
Giddy: kittens are bad, dude.
Giddy: this one is maybe going to drive me to drink. which i don't do. normally. o.O

Comments

[cpt-untouchable.livejournal.com]

I was already laughing, but Giddy: i look upon her double paws that appear to be pre-opposable thumbs pushed me right over the edge.

[cpt-untouchable.livejournal.com]

*tacks on and i just, i weep for the future*

*coughs*

Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

Heeeheee, I think that is the kitty motto, too--nothing to see here, move along, WHAT DID YOU NOT WANT ME TO EAT THAT? OKAY BUT CAN I BREAK IT? *facepalm* They make me laugh and laugh, and be very afraid! ;-)

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

Speaking as the person of a polydactyl cat with fully opposable thumbs: you are right to weep. My cat's Indian name is The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

LOL, that is Jack's other middle name, and he has the correct number and placement of toes! He just has this horrid habit of just knocking stuff over because he's big and he can? And he likes to do it while I'm looking right at him. Or if I leave anything glass out he knocks it over, breaks it, and then plays in the pieces. Pretty awesome.

I consider that and look at Sally who I think will soon be opening doors and turning on faucets and using TOOLS with those paws, and I just. Fear her. *G*

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, Scary does that all the time. It's like she's testing to see if we paid the gravity bill.

Her latest trick? She's learned-- because we've taught her, because we're stupid like that-- that she will get a bigger reaction out of threatening the wireless router than out of threatening anything else in the apartment. So she'll jump up on top of the TV where the router box lives and hold it hostage.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

Giddy: the other day i kept telling him 'sic 'er, jack, she's bad! beat her up!' because she was rolled up and dangling from the shower curtain
MissP: *spits out drink*
Giddy: and he looked at me like, what, her, i LOVE HER.

PLEASE NEVER STOP WITH THE JACK AND SALLY POSTS OMG.