If you're bored, you must be boring.

So, prompts. I'm asking for 'em!

This is going to be one of the slowest weeks ever at work. Despite all that, we have to work a full day Wednesday and a full day Friday.

Just to give you an example of what happens when I'm bored: there's a mutated green M&M on my desk that I keep giving to my supervisor in elaborate boxes made of office supplies, sometimes with art. I'm going to get fired, and not for slacking, not for misuse of company supplies (since it's all stuff I bought anyway), but because my supervisor really hates this M&M and doesn't want to see it anymore.

Or so she says. She does keep giving it back.

Anyway, offer's open! John/Rodney, Jack/Ianto, Pete/Patrick -- astolat, you can ask for Cook/Archie, if you're in the mood *grins* -- and this time I'm only promising 100-500 words. Whenever I promise 1000 I end up writing 3000-5000 and don't get to all the prompts, and then I feel like a jerk.

Which I'm not actually, no matter what the M&M thing may suggest. *beams*

eta: Okay, I think I'm good!

Ficlet: Don't Ask, Don't Tell is so Last Decade

Hey, loveyouallwrong, so when I said 100-500 words, I actually meant 1100 words. \o/?

Pete/Patrick ficlet, about the question you never hear. No beta, no editing -- like Nano, only real tiny! *G*

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Ficlet: A Sunburn at Premium Prices

thefourthvine, this one is for you! 1100 words, John/Rodney, sort of very loosely taken from your prompt. Hope you like it!

Also, apparently the trick to writing 1000 word stories is to say I'm writing 100-500 word stories. *grins*

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