With all apologies to Oscar Wilde:

Just before eleven, we had this conversation in regards to That Painting:

kaneko: It's like the opposite of the Dorian Gray picture.
Giddy: Hee, Mia.
Kaneko: Lance probably carries it around to scare people.
Giddy: But if it's the opposite, then Lance would get uglier and the portrait prettier.
Kaneko: That's true.
Giddy: So, it is Dorian's picture. And Lance is like, getting hotter, because that thing is rotting away in his attic.
Kaneko: *is terrified!*
Giddy: Dude, somebody should write that! Merry! Go write that! 'The Portrait of Lance Bass'!
Kaneko: You write it, scary-girl!
merryish: Yeah! You write it!

And so, ( I did. )