I love you more than cake for this. More than cake. This has made my brain go fzzztsplurfle with its burning hotness, and the two Patricks, and naked Pete.

"I know, right," he says, and pats his own stomach fondly. "Naked's a good look for me." Ahaha! Oh, Pete, you're such a whore for yourself. I'm not saying you're entirely wrong though.

In conclusion: asdfghjkl♥