Heeeeee, it'd be a list we'd all love to see, though!

I have never had a lap dance! I keep telling my friends I want to go to a strip club and get one because hello, that just seems like the kind of thing everyone needs to experience at least once, and everyone keeps looking at me funny and we never go. Someday, dude. Someday.

I'll probably be thinking of John Sheppard in a grass skirt the entire time. *Grins*