*cackles* This was hilarious! I'd post all of my favorite parts, but then I'd pretty much be cutting and pasting the entire story! You had me in stitches while at the same time, managed to freak me out with the spooky black stuff :D And the Mulder/Scully comment rocked!

"My skin is crawling, I feel cold. I think, oh, I think I just felt the hand of death on my shoulder."

*dies laughing*